Saturday Afternoon QUICKIE - Marmorkuchen

I missed last week...got some drama going on...you know how that goes, right? (wink!)

Weekly Reminder: What is a "QUICKIE" anyway?...hmmmmm, found this online: "Very little foreplay, quick finish. Usually 5 minutes, start to finish.." Perfect! Since I've demonstrated how blog challenged I am this year, a speedy, once a week drop-in is JUST what the doctor ordered (wink!).
So clear your calendar, I'm all yours for 5 minutes every Saturday afternoon...rawr

Let's make a Marble Cake - YUM!...



Orangen-Marmorkuchen (German Marble Cake) serves 10-12
2 sticks + 2 TBL. salted butter (yes, salted, relax!)
1 3/4 cups of white sugar
4 eggs, separate
2 tsp. vanilla extract
2 3/4 cups of flour, sifted
2 tsp. baking powder (add 1/4 tsp. if you are at a "Sea Level" elevation)
1/2 cup heavy cream
1/3 cup water

Cocoa Marble:
3 TBL. cocoa powder
3 TBL. rum (in the pic, I used the standard Bacardi...Try Bacardi Select for a deeper flavor!)
1/4 milk (has to have SOME fat - 2%, whole, etc..)
1/2 tsp. pure orange extract oil



Sift together the flour and baking powder, set aside.
Using your KitchenAid mixer (or large bowl), cream the butter, egg YOLKS and 1 cup of sugar.
In a separate bowl, using a hand mixer, whip egg WHITES and remaining 3/4 cup of sugar until soft peaks are formed.
Fold the egg whites mixture into the butter yolk mixture, combining well.
Now, add vanilla extract, milk, water and the sifted flour mixture. Combine well, but don't over beat.

Now for the marble -
In a separate smaller bowl, remove 1/3 - 1/2 of the batter. Whisk in cocoa powder, rum, milk, and orange extract until perfectly combined..make SURE there are no lumps!
Spray your Gugelhopf mold (in other words, a bundt cake pan) with Pam for Baking.

Now let's layer...
Pour 1/2 of the vanilla batter into the mold. Next, pour all of the chocolate rum batter. Finish off by pouring the remaining vanilla batter on top.
Run a fork or butter knife from the bottom, up toward the top of the batter, with a delicate dragging motion - this is creating your marble.

Finally, using a spatula, gently smooth over the top of the batter to create an even surface.
Bake at 350° degrees for about 45-55 mins. This is the tricky part..I live at a higher elevation (4,367 feet approx.) so stuff takes longer to bake. For all of you, "at Sea Level," peeps..start running a cake tester through your creation starting as early 35-40 minutes.
Sprinkle with powdered sugar on top..and get yourself a fantastic cup of coffee (Brazilian Santos Grade A is stellar!)!

Just a quick note: this kuchen is sweet, but NOT super sweet. If you NEED more sugar..feel free to bump up the sugar 1/4 of a cup...

Thanks for the QUICKIE (wink!), I'll see ya next week (hopefully)!

Saturday Afternoon QUICKIE - Custom Lip Balm

Sorry I missed last week...got some drama going on...you know how that goes, right? (wink!)

Weekly Reminder: What is a "QUICKIE" anyway?...hmmmmm, found this online: "Very little foreplay, quick finish. Usually 5 minutes, start to finish.." Perfect! Since I've demonstrated how blog challenged I am this year, a speedy, once a week drop-in is JUST what the doctor ordered (wink!).
So clear your calendar, I'm all yours for 5 minutes every Saturday afternoon...rawr

Let's make some Lip Balm - YESSS!...



Here's a basic guide for creating your own lip balm recipes ~ 20 grams makes approx. 4 tubes
20% Beeswax
25% solid at room temperature oil (Coconut Oil, Palm Oil, Shea Butter, Lanolin, etc.)
15% brittle at room temperature oil (Regular Cocoa Butter, Palm Kernel Oil, etc.)
40% liquid oil at room temperature (Sweet Almond Oil, Olive Oil, Avocado Oil, Apricot Kernel, etc.)
6-12 drops of edible essential oil
4 lip balm tubes (.15 oz) and caps.
rubberband


Heat everything up EXCEPT the E.O's (essential oils) in a Pyrex 1 cup measure, within a double boiler. Just as soon as the last of the wax melts, move the pot off of the direct flame.


Take a rubberband and bind together the tubes...trust me, this method eliminates spills and frustration.
NOW add your E.O.'s or flavor oils....
Using a popsicle stick, mix the melted oils, waxes and E.O's together.
Using a clean pipette, draw up the mixture, then fill the tubes. If you don't have pipettes...pour very carefully!
Let sit for an hour or more...cap...enjoy!

Yes, indeed there are some "finishing" instructions related to filling these tubes, but unless you're giving them as gifts, don't sweat it.
Remember, you can customize your creations by adding different flavorings and essential oils to get the desired effect you are after. AND if you don't have "tubes", shoot..use whatever clean container you have!
Now, I can't give away my special "combo" of the above percentages (I did bold a few ingredients, however :))....as I still sell products from time to time, however, this guide is pretty much a "no-brainer"..you can't fail using it.
This balm offers a soft, moisturized, "pin-cushion" kissable effect on your lips..not a high gloss.
If MAJOR SHINE is what you're looking for, then throw in some castor oil by all means (whoops! there goes a secret!).
I can develop some serious chapped lips in the summer, and my formulation can banish nasty lips within 2-3 days. A little tweaking and you will easily find your perfect "combo" as well!

PLEASE READ: DO NOT LEAVE THIS BALM IN A HOT CAR!! Your creation is a fine natural product...so that means the oils can go rancid and it will melt!! Just sayin'

Thanks for the QUICKIE (wink!), I'll see ya next week!

Saturday Afternoon QUICKIE - Hummingbird Feeder Food

It's that time again.......
Weekly Reminder: What is a "QUICKIE" anyway?...hmmmmm, found this online: "Very little foreplay, quick finish. Usually 5 minutes, start to finish.." Perfect! Since I've demonstrated how blog challenged I am this year, a speedy, once a week drop-in is JUST what the doctor ordered (wink!).
So clear your calendar, I'm all yours for 5 minutes every Saturday afternoon...rawr

Let's make Hummingbird Feeder Food - YAY!...

Ooooo, I LOVE LOVE LOVE Hummingbirds! They love me too, as I consistantly refill the feeder for them on my porch :)
Talk about a QUICKIE, this recipe is so fast, so easy...you'll be amazed. The result is less messy (NO FOOD COLORING) and also so much cheaper than what can be found at your local garden center. You'll never troll the isles in Walmart for this stuff again, promise (wink!).



Hummingbird Feeder Food makes 1 cup
1 cup water
1/4 cup white sugar



Directions: Microwave 1 cup of water in a glass Pyrex measuring cup for 3 mins - NOTE: water MUST reach a BOIL before adding sugar if using the microwave method. On the stove top, you can bring both water and sugar to a quick boil before allowing to cool. This necessary step helps to discourage bacterial growth (Thank you Tamerie!!). Add 1/4 cup of sugar and stir until dissolved. Let cool to room temperature. Pour into an emptied and cleaned feeder globe. Reassemble feeder, hang...watch those beauties come from miles around. :)

Thanks for the QUICKIE (wink!), I'll see ya next week!

Saturday Afternoon QUICKIE - Dane Cook

Preparing for Father's Day is hogging up my Saturday...so no recipe or craft to share this week, I'm afraid. Never fear, I have something already in the works for next weekend...
Here's a funny clip reminding us all about one of a woman's special gifts....enjoy :) Please be aware, this clip contains strong language (don't play around the kiddies!!)...but man, is it funny.
p.s. - remember to disable my music at the bottom before you begin the video!

Saturday Afternoon QUICKIE - German Dill Salad Dressing

What is a "QUICKIE" anyway?...hmmmmm, found this online: "Very little foreplay, quick finish. Usually 5 minutes, start to finish.." Perfect! Since I've demonstrated how blog challenged I am this year, a speedy, once a week drop-in is JUST what the doctor ordered (wink!).
So clear your calendar, I'm all yours for 5 minutes every Saturday afternoon...rawr

Let's make the dressing - YUM...



Well....summer is knocking at our door....salad weather is almost here....my rear-end needs more salads, quick. Yes, I created this dressing based on an older recipe I printed years ago (don't remember where I got it!) - my Oma would have been proud, I think. Simple, fresh and delicious.

This week has been CRAZY with the end of school (remember, I homeschool...yes, I'm one of THOSE people :)), so I had to squeeze this post out quick - sorry for the lack of photos. :(
Enjoy and get creative...I hope you like it!

German Dill Salad Dressing enough for 3 dinner salads or tossed to lightly coat one large salad
1 shallot - finely chopped (decent sized, but not massive!)
2 TBL. sunflower oil
1 tsp. cider vinegar (a good one...please)
1/2 tsp. dried dill
100 ml heavy cream
salt & sugar - start with 1/4 tsp EACH and then increase amount to taste

Directions: Ummmmmm, whisk everything together, let set in the icebox for an hour at least. YOU-ARE-DONE!



Now, if you're not a "vinegar," fan...well, then by all means scale it back in this recipe - let's just say if my husband smells it in anything, he's already OUT!
I've never stored this, as we use the entire amount each meal...so use your best judgement.

Thanks for the QUICKIE (wink!), I'll see ya next week!

Just Do It..please..snip your plastic six-pack holders

Only a quick plea....
Take a moment, grab some scissors and snip every loop on any plastic six-pack holder you're about to throw away.
Many creatures have DIED as the result of becoming entangled in or ingesting these holders according to reports.

The good news: the manufacturer of these rings now claims they are photodegradable...to degrade after being exposed to sunlight for 90 days.
HOWEVER,
I remember as a child witnessing a poor seagull struggling along the beach shore wearing one of these ring holders...what a sad and heartbreaking sight...I'll never forget the image. :(
Even if it saves one poor creature...who can't wait 90 days for the rings to fall apart...just snip the rings before discarding into the garbage, please. :)
See you this weekend....

Saturday Afternoon QUICKIE - yummy Carne Asada Marinade

What is a "QUICKIE" anyway?...hmmmmm, found this online: "Very little foreplay, quick finish. Usually 5 minutes, start to finish.." Perfect! Since I've demonstrated how blog challenged I am this year, a speedy, once a week drop-in is JUST what the doctor ordered (wink!).
So clear your calendar, I'm all yours for 5 minutes every Saturday afternoon...rawr

Let's make the marinade - YUM...



My Carne Asada Marinade make approx. 1 3/4 cups (enough to marinade 2.50 - 3 lbs. of Flap Meat)
1 of each: orange, lime, lemon (use two if lemons are tiny), juiced
1/4 cup extra virgin olive oil
1/2 cup red onion, roughly chopped
4-5 cloves of garlic, slivered
2 TBL. high quality apple cider vinegar (I ONLY use Bragg Organic with the "Mother" in it!)
1 TBL. onion powder
1 TBL. garlic powder
1/2 TBL. soy sauce
1 TBL. sugar
1 TBL. dried parsley
1 tsp. ground coriander
1 tsp. seasoned salt (I use Lawry's)
1 tsp. chili powder
1 tsp. paprika
1 tsp. cumin
1 tsp. chipotle sauce (I use Tabasco's version)
Kosher salt and freshly ground black pepper to taste

Start by rolling the hell out of your citrus fruits. This is a MUST DO -



Simply combine all ingredients well and whisk to blend. That is it!



Now...gently pound the flap meat to tenderize. Next, dump the meat and marinade into a SECURE ziplock plastic storage bag. Get out the air bubbles and then massage meat for minute or two. Place in the fridge for at least 4 hours, turning the bag over every hour. Now get your meat on the grill - Delicious! Now here is what's weird....
I actually created this recipe entirely BY MYSELF, drawing upon childhood memories of eating at many of the local family owned mexican restaurants in my So. Calif. hometown. Just the other day, I came across a marinade recipe that was so similar to my creation, it kicked me on my a$$. I either have an evil twin out there somewhere..or someone's tongue simply works just like mine....
Have an AWESOME weekend friends!! And, as always.....

Thanks for the QUICKIE (wink!), I'll see ya next week!

Saturday Afternoon QUICKIE - homemade mayonnaise

What is a "QUICKIE" anyway?...hmmmmm, found this online: "Very little foreplay, quick finish. Usually 5 minutes, start to finish.." Perfect! Since I've demonstrated how blog challenged I am this year, a speedy, once a week drop-in is JUST what the doctor ordered (wink!).
So clear your calendar, I'm all yours for 5 minutes every Saturday afternoon...rawr

Let's make homemade mayonnaise - YUM...

The History of Mayo
Mayonnaise was invented in 1756 by the French chef of the Duc de Richelieu. After the Duc beat the British at Port Mahon, his chef created a victory feast that was to include a sauce made of cream and eggs. Realizing that there was no cream in the kitchen, the chef substituted olive oil for the cream and a new culinary creation was born. The chef named the new sauce "Mahonnaise" in honor of the Duc's victory.

Okay - now that the history lesson is over, let's move on to my super quick, easy and delicious way of making gourmet garlic mayonnaise :) Oh, and did I forget to mention that my version is based on an old German recipe? Yay Deutschland!! Get ready to be converted -



Garlic Mayonnaise makes approx. 1-1 1/2 cups?
1 fresh large egg
1 tsp. mustard (creamy German or Dijon type)
2 tsp. high quality apple cider vinegar (I ONLY use Bragg Organic with the "Mother" in it!)
250 ml sunflower oil (other oils can taste bitter, sunflower always works well)
1 small clove of garlic, very finely chopped
Kosher salt and freshly ground pepper to taste

First things first...all the ingredients should be at room temperature - the mayo may not emulsify properly if you cheat here.
For convenience, I always use a large wide-mouth canning jar for both preparation and refrigerator storage. Sort of Hillbilly, yes..but it works.
Start by cracking in your egg and adding the vinegar. With your handheld mixer, give it a couple of pulses to begin the process. You want the egg yolk and white to appear properly broken and combined.



Now, for the important step, the oil.....
S-l-o-w-l-y drizzle the oil in a thin and constant stream while mixing with the handheld mixer at medium speed. You've hit the target if you begin to quickly see the miracle of emulsification!



After the oil has been properly incorporated and your mixture has reached the desired texture, it's time to add your garlic, mustard and spices.



And BAM, you've just made the best tasting mayonnaise ever!

And here is my Hillbilly way to store it in the fridge...with a canning ring - I screw a plastic sandwich bag onto the jar. It works, it's easy and can be thrown away after you've consumed the last of the mayo. MAKE SURE you use the mayo within 4 days (I actually went a day or so longer once...I'm still alive :)) - this stuff is fresh, not processed like the garbage on the grocery store shelf. Plus, the whole SHA-bang should only take you about...5 minutes. :)



Thanks for the QUICKIE (wink!), I'll see ya next week!

If Winnie the Pooh Experienced Roid Rage!

O-M-G....WHAT???? hahaha, noway!!!
Am I going straight to "HELL" for laughing at this pic??

My sick, twisted, 1/2 German mind thought this was hilarious...just had to post it! Get em' Tigger -
It reminds me of the disturbing fairy tales my Oma (German Granny) so lovingly shared with me while still a tot - not for the weak of heart, however.

Here's to mixin' it up on the weekends!! Have a great week!

Weight Watchers 1 pt Creamy Cauliflower Soup!

Welllllll, I've been hiding out these past months - trying to lose weight. Yes, I'm aware women can be "all-that" regardless of their size, HOWEVER, I could stand to lose some of "that", quite frankly!
So, to make this short..I would love to share with you a yummy, quick recipe I've enjoyed these past couple of weeks. I discovered this recipe at an INSANE Weight Watchers recipe blog... Gina's Weight Watcher Recipes. This is her Dad's recipe, but I made a couple of minor changes.....
This soup tastes great whether you're watching your cals. or not, promise. When company comes over or for any of the skinny bitches out there (I say this with love, of course! wink!), you can easily kick this up a notch by adding a touch of half-n-half, crumbled prosciutto and finely chopped chives. Enjoy this creamy, smooth, and delicious treat!

Creamy Cauliflower Soup WW 1 pt = 1 cup serves 4-5
1 tsp. extra-virgin olive oil
1/2 sweet onion, small diced
2 cloves chopped garlic
1 TBL. butter
2 tsp. flour
1 head cauliflower, cleaned and chopped into evenly sized pieces
4 cups quality chicken broth/stock, fat free
salt and freshly ground pepper to taste

Heat olive oil in a pan on medium/low heat - saute the onions until transparent. Throw in the garlic at the end, so it won't burn.


Toss in the butter, and allow to melt. Now sprinkle in the flour. Yes, you're making a rue. Cook for approx. 2 minutes, constantly stirring.


Now add your chicken stock and cauliflower.


Bring to a gentle boil, then turn down and allow to simmer covered for 20 minutes.
Here's the fun part - get your immersion blender and puree the heck out of it! Mad this week? This is your moment...puree until the cows come home..beat this soup UP!


It's hard to believe, but TRUST me, this mixture will turn out smooth and glorious in the end -
Season with salt and pepper...enjoy!
p.s. - I threw in some cubed left over grilled chicken last week - SO GOOD! This soup is so versatile...

Fridge Beauty....

Tomorrow the testoserone with be flying as I live in a house of men..don't look now, but here comes Super Bowl Sunday -

That being the case - I deemed today as,
Super Sandy Saturday! Yea me.

Now, don't be scared...it's just me, my coffee and robe under a homemade facial mask! :)

My son refers to me as, "The ZOMBIE," when under my yogurt mask. If anything I'm doing his future wife a huge favor, hey, THIS IS WHAT CHICKS DO TO STAY PRETTY, take note young man. (wink!)

So, the mask was great. A few simple ingredients, and a click of your heels..and there you have it - a kitchen spa.

This mask can be whipped up in seconds and after a full application to your face and neck, just let it sit for 30 mins. You might feel a slight burn at first (lactic acid doing it's magic!) but no worries. The honey will help to moisturize and the banana will nourish your skin with loads of magnesium, potassium, iron, zinc, iodine, and vitamins A, B, E, and F.

Stay lovely, friends!

FRIDGE BEAUTY MASK - 1 application

1 TBL. yogurt

1 tsp. honey

1/3 banana - mashed with the back of a fork